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My boss wasn't happy when I called in sick

I told him I was sick of working

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1. My buddy was sad because he was caught inside a hole.

He was stuck in a depression.

2. As I am getting older I decided to do a philosophy course

Three weeks in the professor asks me how am I doing, I stared at him blankly and said “I know nothing” he congratulates me and says “Well done, you are really getting it”

3. Studies have shown Pink Himalayan salt can have sleep benefits.

Or if you need to stay more alert, you can try Pink Himastandin.

4. What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

5. I got a joke about cork board

But it’s kind of tacky.

6. I got a joke about cottonmouth

But it’s kind of dry.

7. Did you hear about the fire at the circus the other night?

It was inTENTse!

8. Did you hear the computer program that was sentenced to death?

It was executed.

9. I went to an AA meeting

I was shocked when every single one of them stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I told them "I'm not letting any of you fix my car!" and left.

10. My friend has three barbecue grills waiting to be used

It’s a BBQueue

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